AISubs v3.4
- What time? - What time?
- Did you have a driver's license? - What?!
[A driver's license is a license for driving]
- You have a driving license?! - Yeah!
- Your ex-driver is a '46er with a driver's license? - Yeah, a driver's license!
[A driver's license is a license for driving]
- So, what's up with our channel today? - It's been a while since we did "Idol's Latest News".
- You can't see anything behind me, can you? - No.
- There's something written there. - Yeah, there's something written there.
- "Latest news". - "Latest news".
- Those of you who watch the show can see it. - Oh, you can see it.
- First of all, we went to Chaos Pipis' concert. - Oh, you went?
- We went to his concert. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- He couldn't go. - He couldn't go?
- He asked me if I could go. - May 8th?
- Yes, May 8th. - You remember it well.
- You went there on May 8th and got a ticket, didn't you? - Yes, I had two tickets.
- Chaos Pipis said, "If there weren't many people, it'd be embarrassing, so let's not go".
- Yeah, he was worried that there might only be staff if we went. - Yeah.
- But on the day we went, there were more than 400 people. - That's amazing!
- Actually, he said there were 473 people. - Oh, really?
- That's what he announced. - That's amazing!
- Oh, is this the waterway up there? - Yes, it's the waterway up there.
- We went up there. - Okay, okay.
- And Chaos Pipis said he was going to sing at a concert. - Yes.
- So we asked him if he was going to sing. - Yeah.
- But when we went, he only said one thing.
- It was Mahiro Hayashida's birthday or something like that. - Oh!
- He said something like "congratulations" or something like that. - Oh.
- That's what happened when we went. - He didn't sing?
- He didn't sing. - He didn't say anything?
- We actually stayed for about an hour, but we actually stayed for 30 minutes. - Oh.
- Yeah. - What?
- We actually stayed. - Yeah.
- Call me.
- Good evening, everyone! We are Chaos Pipis!
First of all, I'd like to start planning, but I think you all know it because you've been watching YouTube, but I'd like you to introduce yourselves!
From the beginning?
From the beginning! It started from here!
From the beginning!
Well, I'm Chaos Pipis.
Please introduce yourself.
I'm sorry.
In 13 seconds!
Let's read the song first.
I'm Chaos Pipis.
Yes.
The first song was 13 seconds!
13 seconds!
Yes!
Well, it's a breeze.
It's a breeze, isn't it?
I see.
That's what it is.
Yes.
Well, after infiltrating the live show, we received a video from Chaos Pipis for Ijiri-san, as usual.
I understand!
Yes.
Thank you very much!
Can I watch it?
Yes.
Ijiri-san!
Do you remember?
Do you watch it?
That's fast!
The event is over.
Thank you for coming!
We did it!
4.6 billion people came!
We did it!
It's not 3.5 billion.
No, no, no.
It's almost 1 billion.
It was fun!
Please come again!
Please come again, Ijiri-san!
We'll be waiting for you!
Really?
We're friends!
We'll be waiting for you!
Can I really wear it, Ijiri-san?
What?
I want you to wear it.
If I were in Chaos Pipis, I wouldn't be able to enter at all.
Oh, right!
It's about blood type.
If I were wearing that pink costume, I wouldn't be able to enter at all.
Please come in!
The pink suits you!
It suits you!
Please come in!
We'll be waiting for you!
That's all from Chaos Pipis!
Bye-bye!
Thank you!
They unified the costumes in pink!
But it's amazing, 473 people!
That's what they said in the official announcement.
I'm glad!
I'm really glad.
That's how many people are coming, so you should organize the event properly.
Oh!
No, maybe...
From the seniors!
I think it would have been better.
Yes!
But you know...
My tongue doesn't know anything erotic when it's my age.
I don't know.
This is STU, right?
Oh! That's right! Certainly!
Idols don't think it's erotic.
Now is the chance!
Chance!
You said it earlier!
Now is the chance!
Yes!
Idols don't realize it!
They don't realize it!
When I do this, I don't think men are erotic.
I do it because I don't think so.
Oh! That's the image!
In the beginning...
That's right!
If you broadcast this, everyone will say...
Oh, but it's okay, Wii-chan!
Miken's men are 95% British.
Hahaha!
Wii-chan!
It's okay!
Anyway, everyone...
From now on, various idols will do it for me.
Idols who have pure feelings will do it.
Please look at it from a different perspective.
Yes!
That's good, Caspis!
With this, when Cao Cao participates...
Yes!
The next event will be a good one.
Then, you said you wanted to walk with Okonomiyaki...
Oh!
That's right! I said I wanted to walk!
That's right!
This is interesting, isn't it?
I think it's interesting!
Then, I said I really wanted to be friends with Okonomiyaki...
Hahaha!
What happened in the end? Did you become friends?
Cao Cao is always like that.
Oh, really?
Hahaha!
Cao Cao doesn't say anything...
Kawago-san!
Yes!
Can I say something for a moment?
Oh, of course!
At night...
I think it was around 12 o'clock...
Yes!
Anyway, it was at night...
Yes, it was at night.
It was late.
There was a straight line.
What?!
You came!
Kawago-san!
Yes, Kawago-san!
I'll stop you right away...
I'm sorry, I said it wrong...
Hahaha!
Kawago-san!
You'll be surprised!
Hahaha!
At night, at 12 o'clock...
Hahaha!
There's a house...
Hahaha!
No, that...
The arrival at a deep time is Kago-san...
Hahaha!
I'm a little surprised!
Moreover, the arrival of the former Nogizaka 46...
That's right! Arrival...
It's amazing!
This is included in it, isn't it?
It's Kago-P, so...
That's right!
Well, if you look at it, you'll think it's a producer...
I think so!
Arrival from Kago-P...
It's a little late at night...
It can't be wrong!
Hahaha!
It's not too late!
I'm curious about everything!
That's right!
Can I say it briefly?
Yes!
What do you think about this?
On the contrary...
Mr. Kiririri...
Oh!
Mr. Ikuta is alive...
Yes!
By the way, you know...
There are many musicals...
Well, if you're serious...
Yes!
If you're guessing...
Yes!
When you're sleeping like this...
In this posture...
Yes!
You're a little scared...
Humans...
Yes!
So this is...
It's gorgeous!
Hey!
Show me!
It's amazing!
Hey!
Show me!
It's amazing!
When you wake up in the morning...
About five minutes later...
You eat something...
Honey!
Oh! Honey!
No!
It seems to be baked!
It's baked five minutes later!
Yes!
Do you bake it five minutes later?
I bake it!
Do you bake it yourself?
That's right!
It's amazing!
Mackerel?
Mackerel...
I want it!
Isn't it fish?
If it's not fish...
Meat?
That's right!
Do you bake meat?
I always bake steak!
What!?
Hahaha!
That's how I react!
From the morning?
Yes!
I wake up in the morning and bake it five minutes later...
It's something I love and can't stop...
Do you eat steak in the morning?
That's right!
First of all...
I always bake steak in the morning and eat it!
Before speaking...
American!?
Hahaha!
American...
Steak!?
It seems to be steak!
I...
It's similar, but...
Yes!
For example, I go to work in Osaka...
Yes!
I've been doing it for several years now...
Yes!
You know?
Yes!
If I could have another wish...
Yes!
My lunch box would definitely be...
Tonkatsu lunch box!
Oh!
I want to eat tonkatsu from 6 in the morning!
Are you the same?
I can't think of anything but a tonkatsu lunch box. I eat tonkatsu from 6 in the morning.
6 in the morning?
Yes!
Amazing!
Even now?
I still eat it.
I eat it when I get on the train.
You eat it when you get on the train?
I eat it with tonkatsu.
The one you can buy at the station?
Yes!
That's delicious!
I always eat it with tonkatsu.
I finish eating it by about 2 in the morning.
That's close!
I finish eating it by about 2 in the morning.
Then I go to bed.
I eat a tonkatsu lunch box.
Do you go to bed as soon as you eat it?
Yes!
That's amazing!
Tonkatsu!
Tonkatsu lunch box!
I like meat when I wake up in the morning.
I'm the same!
But I don't grill it myself.
Everyone seems to be surprised about this.
That's right!
The best way is...
You wake up in the morning and grill steak in 5 minutes.
That's amazing!
Would you like to try it on your channel?
What are you talking about?
Let's do it together!
I just got a follow on Twitter from Kouhoubu of Mandarake.
His YouTube channel was broadcasted yesterday.
I wrote a message on Twitter.
Mandarake said "thank you" to me.
Really?
Then he followed me.
Is that true?
He is at the top of the list of followers.
I just got a message.
I got excited.
Oh!
Yes!
Mandarake, thank you for today!
Thank you very much!
Mandarake is different from Tohin to go there.
I'm selfish, but I'll go there again.
If you go to a different store, it's different.
I see!
There is a Nakano store over there!
Yes!
There is also a Shibuya store!
Oh, that's right!
There is a Shibuya store elevator.
If you go to the left, go to the right, go a little diagonally to the left, go to the full moon zone and turn here, it's here!
Oh, that's right!
Nogizaka, Nogizaka, Nogizaka...
I know!
Nogizaka, Hinata, Zakao...
Yes!
I was shaking!
It came out!
But I got it!
Oh! That's right!
There were two pictures in it.
Yes, there is.
There was a picture of a graduate member.
Was it in it?
Then that's ...
Maybe it's Sakura-san.
Oh, is it Sakura-san?
So maybe at the time of "gogiburu one, two, three", there was a picture in it.
Oh! Nagashima-san didn't come out, after all. Two of them.
I didn't come out.
Why didn't you come out?
Well, it's not that big of a deal.
I can just take it with my bare hands.
No, that's funny!
Nagashima-san! Nagashima-san!
Nagashima-san, come out!
You can take it with your bare hands like this.
I think Nagashima-san is more funny in me.
Rather than doing it properly, Nagashima-san laughs and that distorted smile is funny.
I like that distorted smile of Nagashima-san.
Don't you have any of those towels and signs at the time?
Don't you have any other goods?
Oh!
Toginata-san's photo book.
This big photo book.
Yes, I have it.
There was a woman named Ruiya.
She's a wild girl.
I think it's also perfect.
There's also a picture of me drawn by Nishino-san and Doiya-kun.
Isn't it ridiculous?
Why didn't you say you had one of those?
We'll bring you the latest news.
Thank you very much.